Top 10 Reasons #SocialGames Still Suck
1) Background music on the web = fail.
2) Whether I’m playing Zombie Zone or Furry Faire it’s the exact same mechanics.
3) Daily deals and bonuses that would make an infomercial barker blush.
4) Your stupid game falls below the fold (probably okay, just missing more “invite friends” tabs).
5) Getting cross-sold while I’m actually trying to play THIS game.
6) Fekking tabs.
7) I don’t play the game *with* my friends, I play it … *at* my friends?
8) Using Flash always makes me feel like I’m playing with a $20 plastic toy.
9) So linear my ruler is starting to look squiggly by comparison.
10) Games are about interesting choices, social games are about exploiting the human psyche.
